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Which is BETTER? "Purchasing," or "Leasing?"

Many people cannot decide which is better - purchasing or leasing.
We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two stories.

Purchasing

The math on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship, it ended up costing him $26,849 per "episode."

This is Heather Mills...

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Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's
favorite hooker, Kristen, who is an absolute stunner, charged $4,000 per night.

This is Kristen...
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So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000 per night, he would have paid only $7.3 million in total, for sex every night.

This represents a $41.7 million savings. What a shrewd cocksman Eliot Spitzer is, compared to the aging Beatle.

Further valuable benefits of this leasing option are:

* A (real) 22 year old

* No need for coaxing / pleading / begging

* Never a headache

* Happily agrees to all technical requests

* No complaining

* No Honey-do lists

* Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost .....and no legal fees.

What does Heather Mills think about this Purchase vs. Lease conundrum?

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Where would YOU rather be? With this?

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Sometimes leasing just makes more sense!

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